ACES day=All Children Excersise Simultaneously.
which can also mean
ALL Chickens Eat Shit.
I want tomorrow to come.
I suddenly like P.E.

adidas

Money makes the world go round.
Food makes me round.
You spin my head right round.
You are Katy Perry, I am Lady GaGa!
CRAZY.GILA.SIAO.WHAT?

hysterical

I am seriously under alot of stress that all the ugly pimples are poking out from my forehead. OMG i am disgusted. Actually not really as i have seen worse cases on advertisements like,"Bioskin,New York Skincare solutions..." Okay, whatever. Am i like their spokeswoman? The root of all these EVIL is something real deadly. More deadly than being crushed by the fat, smelly hippo from the zoo according to Nicole. No kidding man. TESTS=EVIL they share the same name. Murder. They kill students, massacre them, chop them up and mince them into mincemeat. Imagine having 3 tests a week ESPECIALLY ANNIE LIM'S one. I studied until i almost gouged my eyes out, literally. If i fail this, i will run to the nearest window and jump down. Seriously lah, this is the first test which i have studied so hard before. I don't want to let anyone down anymore, especially Captain Green! HAHAHA,P.S: I love your Captain Grren. LOL. I feed on chocolates. Kinder Joy makes me happy!

save the earth, stop drinking water.

Sup to the world! I told TinHang my Geog results today and he was like OMG. He got 3o/40 leh! He is so pro. And guess what? I got not even half of his score. I got a pathetic 10. I am so noob. Major loser is smacked into my face. Hmm, imma mug this time round and make sure i pass the next freaking test so that i don't have to stay for remedial and look at Captain's Green owner's face :) She's like"only those who hold Captain Green can talk." Like wtf lah. Then she ask us questions we all quiet lorh. Maths can go eat poop. Like literally. Ms Tay bombarded us with so much homework giving the excuse that it's to help us with our test. Whatever. I WILL PASS GEOGRAPHY. If i don't, i will do Buttons infront of everyone :) /ll\
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Okay, maybe not ;)

scuze' me?

Another one of those nothing-else-to-do-and-like-to-intrude-people's-privacy quiz :)

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.If you get 11-20, you are normal.If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.People who don’t have any are full of crap.Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia.
I fear ...
[ ] black people
[x] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
total so far: 2

[x] being touched
[x] fire
[x] deep water
[x] snakes
[ ] silk
[x] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[x] thunder/lightning
[x] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[x] rats
[ ] snow
total so far: 11

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death[ ] heaven
[X] being robbed/mugged
[X] falling
[x ] clowns
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[X] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[X] tornadoes
total so far: 16

[x] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[x] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[X] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[x] growing up, old
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood

total: 25 paranoid! Hmm, yeah i think on some cases. ;D Hah. But who isn't scared of anything?

Oh and Thomas, get well soon okay? Don't be sad! Stay happy! Hopefully we can see you on monday eh? ;D

Even if the sky is falling down

Had CCA photo shoot+class photo shoot yesterday. And the WO-man who was in charge was a total _____. She was like"you, you, you" and "can you please cooperate?" WTH lah. Who does she think she is lah. Pissed man. I offficially survived my number 10000000000 near-death experience today :) WHOO. But the scariest was when _______ almost knocked into me.

Not dumb people should know who i am referring to. I am evil. Nicole looked so chio today in her band uniform lah. I know she's gonna love me for saying this :) I LIKE IT. Alot. But, it's translucent so what lies underneath is so obvious. Then she had an indian friend who seriously looked like President Nathan. So funny. HAHAHA. LAHLAHLAH. "Omg, you are digressing girl." *Shakes head* I ROCK THE WORLD.

Bad people, seriously.

paedophile :D

你这个 gundu pok :)

running isn't the best solution, sleeping is :)

Heyo dummies, i shall give you people a chance to intrude into my privacy. Ooh, too bad. Can't upload the quizzz. HAH. In your face. Okay i sound so idiotic, bimbotic, spastic whatever here. Feeling kinda stressed. Hahaha anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMILAH! Don't ask me how i know :) Good news assholes, here it is:

Now, here's what you're supposed to do, and please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends here in facebook to answer this. Then see what happens.

if you are a guy- post it as my type of girl...
if you are a girl- post it as my type of guy...


1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
Don't know. If you really like that person, you won't mind how he/she looks. Good looks is a plus point.

2. Smart?
Yes.

3. Preferred age?
Same or 2 years older :)

4. Preferred height?
179.9cm!

5. How about sense of humor?
MUST HAVE. But cannot be like Ruth Ng's jokes.

6. How about piercings?
Okay...

7. Accepts you for who you are?
YES. MUST.

8. Pink hair?
Black or abit highlight.

9. Mushy or no?
Abit lah.

10. Thin or fat?
FIT :D

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
Asian.

12. Long hair or short hair?
Depends. See which one look better on him :)

13. Plastic or metal?
ROCK.

14. Smells good?
YES as mentioned below.

15. Smoker?
NO. I hate people with BB and BO and wants to die earlier.

16. Drinker?
NO.

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
Don't need lah. But cannot be cmi :D

18. Muscular?
Muscle-less are a no.

19. Plays piano?
That would be cool. :D

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
AND ELECTRIC!

21. Plays violin?
OMG YESYESYES.

22. Sings very good?
YEP.

23. Vain?
YES.

24. With glasses?
Best no.

25. With braces?
NO.

26. Shy type?
NO. Must be friendly and outgoing!

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Half-half.

28. Active or passive?
Active.

29. Tight or bomb?
Call for the bomb control then. Loosen if tight.

30. Singer or dancer?
Both.

31. Stunner?
Not too much. May need to wear sunglasses :P

32. Hiphop?
YES!

33. Earrings?
Yes.

34. Countless ex-bf/gf?
NO.

35. Charming or handsome.
BOTH!

36. Sweet or romantic?
Sweeeet.

37. Writes love letters?
Sometimes lah.

38. Playful?
Err yah But not too playful.

39. Flirt?
Don't flirt how to start?.

40. A poem writer?
Definite NO. I hate poems.

41. Serious?
Most of the times bah.

42. Campus crush?
NONONO. On me.

43. Painter?
Maybe? Must be my favourite colour though.

44. Religious?
100%!

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
DUH.

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
NONE PLEASE. I hate guys who go online 24/7.

47. Speaks 20 languages?
Make that 21 :)

48. Loyal or faithful?
Loyal like a dog, faithful like a devoted guy :D

49. Good kisser?
Excellent kisser.

50. Loves children?
Cannot be those who are so crazy over children. If not he might as well marry a sow lah!

This kind of thing intrude into people's life one lah. Was bored anyway. About the Ruth Ng's joke, no offence but its the truth. A universal fact of the world. Getting baptised soon.

mihekilyllautcauoytahteveilebtonnaci

lewser

Drama was fun :D I acted as the drunkard husband while Shermel acted as the abused wife of mine. It was super funneh lah. I was like, "I'm sorry darling. I promise i won't do it again." HAHAHAHA. Ownage. Thomas smacked me more than 10 times on that day and i swear i will get back at her :) Anywayzxc, saw what ______ posted long long ago just now. Shocked and almost dropped dead on the floor. I cannot believe what you said. I am so disappointed in you. I thought you were different but looks like i was wrong :( Stare Lah Quah. Hah. I want to watch UP! But it's so unrealistic lah. Funny tho. Chloe likes to watch cartoon movies. I hate horror movies. Orphan! Freaking scary lah Walao. You see the girl ah, tonight don't need sleep.
Girl, watch what you post.

也许这样子比较好。我也不用那么担心。

i am the great.

I just drank a bowl of crocodile meat soup. Crocodile. And ya know what? It tastes GREAT :D DIdn't expect myself to actually think that it was ok cos the soup comes from a creature who has very disgusting complexion and slimey eyes. Hah. Anyway, all hyped out just now :) Was talking on the phone with my dear Thomas :D We seriously crapped alot lah. Hehhehheh school tomorrow! I am happy. Even if someone is pointing a knife at my throat now, i will still smile like an idiot.

I don't want to face her tomorrow. She spoils my day first thing in the morning. She freaks me out. Weird.

HAPPY 44th BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!;D So enthu for the first time. Lol. Didn't go out to celebrate. But home is good enough. Anyway, i find this year's NDP song abit...weird? Actually, more of the no link and no tune. Watching singapore idol, preparing myself to see contestants who think that they can sing but instead, they should just go crack glass somewhere else :)Asian avril lavigne!My house can see fireworks!Pledge moment...OMG they just turned the national song into some weird choir like version.
I was walking today on the street when i saw this bald indian man. He had a comb behind his back in the butt pocket. Why would he need the comb when he doesn't have any hair?


You have more armpit hair then my father's leg hair! :D

I am finally returning to school on tuesday people :D After one whole week. I have been staying at home doing nothing and missing out all the fun in school. I missed the skit lah. Still quite pissed off. I wanted to see how everyone would perform on that day. Sighs but i think i'll need to catch up on alot once i get back. I skipped alot of stuff like:
1. Skit
2. Drama
3. Fencing
4. Ting xie
HAH. I heard that the class had to do mass corrections for ting xie for failing it like shit. If i went to school on that day, i will have to do everything too so that's the only good thing. Tuesday. TUESDAYYYYYY! :)

one way

My body is aching all over for no reason. It definitely can't be fever becauseeeeeee, my temperature is 38.1 degree c which means i freaking got FEVER. F.E.V.E.R Nooooooooo i don't want to be suspected of swine flu! OHMYGRANDAMA i don't want to be quarintined at home like a sick pig. Should i go toschooltommorow? Should i go spread the fever? I mean, go there and study? ... I have decided. I shall decide my decision tomorrow! :D Relax people, i am not evil.
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Special message to all cast members and the director especially:
I know that you guys are sick of doing all the scenes over again cos of laughing or forgetting your lines. But you guys ROCK TO THE MAX for being so...caring about this skit :) And Nicole, I know its not easy to be the one directing everything but you are doing a GREAT job okay? So do your best everyone!

tit-for-tat

When she sits down, I fall.
When she walks, the earth shakes.
When she runs, it's the end of the world.

Do you know who you are?

1,2,3 GO GRANDMA!

Went to a park called east coast park which is located in the east today. I did not go there to litter*ahem i meant cycle, swim? I went for RC walk which we went there to hear the person speak his singlish speech. Ok whatever, not interested. Ohohoh me JH and Nicole created a new group called GO GRANDMA! I shall not reveal its origin but a little clue though. Neknek :)
Just went to Chloe's blog and guess what. WE HAVE THE SAME BLOG SONG. We did not agree first one lorhs. This is called yuan fen! Cousin mahs :D And
Thomas: Eh what song is this?
Me and Nicole: I hate this part.
Thomas: OH! I love this part!
Get it?
Sidenote: Manasi, don't forget to ask the seniors what's the meaning of pussy and cum :)
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I don't get it. I have already cut off all ties with you. Why do you not get the idea? And i am totally disgusted with the way you think things. You think that the person is trying to get your attention but the person who is trying to get your attention is not trying to get your attention. Nobody wants to get your attention so stop thinking that people are trying to get your attention. Don't try me.