Thursday, October 29, 2009

59, before 60

Unavailable.
Forever.
Whatever.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Hmm,



  HAHAHAHAHA! Had MUCH fun? Yupyupyup. Even though all the stations were kinda (............) still passable eh? GAWD. I think the people who mangaged to catch me when i fall are all Superman! But seriously, it's damn scary at first. But the thing that irritated me was when the councillor kept saying, "YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT TAKING IT SERIOUSLY ENOUGH." Helloooo? Not everyone is like that if you used your FISH eyes x_x.
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| I really relived my childhood days today. Dunnoooo why. HAHAHA. Long time since it's like that. I guess that it's okay to be childish at times? Like someone said, "Enjoy it before it's gone." Agreed. Besides, not everyone had a childhood. Happy. They lost the rights to have. |

For your own happiness, please put a smile on your face. Thank you. ;D

Saturday, October 24, 2009

BAAAAlloons!

Watch this. It is SO retarded.



Yet i think it's the BEST parody of One Time so far :)

HEALTH CARNIVAL TODAY

 Not many people came. So disappointed. So much for "PLEASE SUPPORT THE SEC 1s & 2s!" Bullshit manzxc :/

  The BEST thing was that... Our cards were all NOT sold out! Isn't that just great??? But thank God cos there's Henna :D
Went around shouting Henna like a stupid DODO BIRD. But my effort paid off i guess. Then someone thought my name was Hannah. Wtf i already had a name tag on me!

MDM CHITRA WAS THE FIRST TO BUY OUR STUFF!!! APPLAUSE PLEASEEEEE. ;D
She was like, "Girl, girl. This one? How much?" *Question marks and LOL everywhere.*

Went IMM to lunch. Saw a naked guy model (unintentionally) at Cotton On. Sorry no pics :P

I am tired and satisfied. I shall go and sleep. Oh, and Naughty G= Not Good, not goood.

Friday, October 23, 2009

G-sus

  Firstly, i want to say something that i have never said before to anyone.

JONGHAN,

I AM BLOODY PISSED WITH YOU.

You just JUDGED ME TODAY. Lemme tell you something. Nobody JUDGES ME.

You say that my character sucks balls my whatever attitude. YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T EFFING CRITISIZE ME. Cos YOU GOT NO RIGHTS TO DO SO. You Got A SERIOUS Attitude Problem. & IT ANNOYS ME 100000000000000000000000000000000000%

& i didn't change. Cos i don't follow.

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NAUGHTY G

I WANT TO DRINK. Anywayzxc, The DEFINITION:

  Epimedium, also known as Rowdy Lamb Herb, Barrenwort, Bishop's Hat, Fairy Wings, Horny Goat Weed, or Yin Yang Huo (Chinese: 淫羊藿), is a genus of about 60 or more species of herbaceous flowering plants in the family Berberidaceae. The large majority are endemic to southern China, with further outposts in Europe,[1] and central, southern and eastern Asia.



Epimedium species are hardy perennials. The majority have four-petaled "spider-like" flowers in spring. Many are believed to be aphrodisiacs, particularly horny goat weed.
(Thanks to Wiki, like always)


One Word: HIGH!

I suggest this cos this is MUCH MUCH CHEAPER than the original goat weed pills. 1 bottle for $150!!!

Please don't think that way as i am a 101% pure person :)

TRY!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

 

I think it's hilarious :D

  Mel shared LOTS of stories today. All about *ahem. Got back all results alr. Thank God NO C, D, E , Fs. :D That means that i won't be slaughtered or massacred by my parents!

  Nic just showed me a !@#$%^&*() disgusting nose job pic. GAWD. The nose hair, stiches, BLOOD.

  Speaking of BLOOD,
Shermel- Pig (Credits to Nicole :P) *OMG i don't think i will survive after those two ladies kill me.*
Nicole- Bloody
Renz- Vomit
Me- Skeleton

Some lame and no-sense conversation between me and my elder bro. The no-sense is obviously him. AS USUAL :)

Him: skeleton fingers


Him: ba ba black sheep

Me: freak you get lost blackie

Him: zzz i still stuck at my report

Him: ggxx

Him: you go kill yourself la

Him: disgusting girl

Me: PCK!

Him: that alwys sit like a trishaw rider

Him: lol

Him: you gona have more pimples than me

Me: greenie nerd


Me: display pic

Him: spastic girl angel

       look like insect


insect also don't know how to define


dont pretend offline lah shit

hahahahahahahaha

LAG

HAVE A MEGA MEAL

BE A MEGA NERD



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Bye.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

look into those eyes

Baked alot of muffins today. Chocolate chip ones. Mine tasted...HORRIBLE. What do you expect from someone who don't even know how to crack an egg? I feel so noob. Hah.

WATCH THIS. EXTREME!


I will freak out if i lose ALL my teeth one day. Omg. I will really become the Lao Zhar Bo! Nooooooo.


< What if i become like her???

Look at those eyes. She looks like she's gonna boil me. The lipstick is horrible. Thank goodness 7th Month is over. And the sagging skin! It looks like play dough. 100% GROSS. My Ahma is more chio than her lah.
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Shall NOT think anymore. Must. Live. On. No Granny!


Bye.
L.O.L (Little Old Lady)
No wayyyyyy.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

സൊ വാട്ട്‌ ഇഫ്‌ ഐ ക്നെവ് യു? തെരെ വണ്‍'ടി ബി എനി ദിഫ്ഫെര്‍സ് മടെ ടോ മൈ ലൈഫ്.

so what?




I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET THIS. Me and Thomas did this when we were like supposed to write a script for LA. We totally screwed the whole piece of paper. HAHAHAHAHA. But even though it's like junk, i think that it holds many wonderful memories. :)



Went JP today to shop for gifts. Then there's this Super cool thumbdrive which can give out smell like aroma, not odour. Sad enough, they sold out the flavour i want. What is this lah!? Wasted my time when i could sleep at home. Grr...


Before you accomplish that aim, you are so freaking excited that you can jump off the building or scream all the shit in you out. Then, when you accomplished it, you feel the adrenaline in you and then soon after, nothing happens. You'll be like so...? No point. So what?

***The above are all crap that you may want to not read***

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Enzymes

If you people were wondering why it's The First Month, turn my name around. Yeah. Don't think about it anymore. Yes.
Anyway, enzymes help to break down large substances into smaller ones right? Therefore, (F) needs enzymes. I know, my science is just... so... unbelievably AWESOME. Yet unfortunately, i got an F9. That's just so F.antastic.
Renz didn't come today cos she overslept. Like ROFL.

I will rip those balls off. Just kidding :)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

It's over.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Meatballs are for Ang mohs, Fishballs are for Singaporeans

*removed due to some annonymous reason*

GAWD, Feel so hungry! I think this movie is SO awesome. I LOVE the fortune cookie part. LOL. Can you just imagine all the foood? HAHAHAHAHA. So gonna love it. FOOD.

Fame, that's what you want. Lame, that's what you are. It totally ruins your personality when it's already imperfect.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

BOOMZ.

Just when i woke up today feeling so *yawns*, SOMETHING BIG happened!

I FREAKIN' SAW THE CLASS 95 CREW WALKING FOR THE "MILES FOR SMILES".

Here goes, I was in the car with my friend's family when we saw them trekking. They are walking miles to raise money for children with cleft lips. I heard it's from Jurong Point to Pasir Ris or something like that. Anyway, we stopped by to donate. Saw Glenn Ong, Flying Dutchman(And no, he wasn't flying but walking), & others. 
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Guess that's the only INTERESTING thing that happened. Whereas EVERYTHING ELSE IS shit.

Right now i'm using Nescafe to survive!!! Mug. Mug. Mug.

BOOMZ BOOMZ POW.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Yaw i'm a one-of-a-kind faggot that can stink the whole bus.


I was PMS-ing the whole time. Felt so FREAKED-UP. And wanna know why? ALL THE FREAKING TEACHERS ARE RUSHING US ON EVERY SUBJECT. And then all the shit exams are approaching. Wth is this shit yaw? I seriously feel like slaughtering JT. She's so SLOW and NAGGY. She's like talking to herself. And she'll be,"Question 2. Okay, question 2. Hmm, alright." LIKE WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT'S QUESTION 2.

Then there's the NEKNEK. Never mind that she's very very very very boring. She goes through the slide like a marathon. (NOT THAT SHE'S RUNNING ONE,SHE'LL PROBABLY DIE HALFYWAY). Everytime she completes a sentence. 3 seconds later i'll be"What?" VOLCANOES, EARTHQUAKES BLAH. We already have an earthquake in our class. The one who caused the terrorizing(not to me tho) SICHUAN EARTHQUAKE. But i really pissed her off today. :) She was blocking my way, when two people could walk through BUT SHE TOTALLY OCCUPIED UP ALL THE SPACE. HAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOZER.

But you know what?! IMMA SURVIVE ALL THESE CRAP TILL THE END. That's why i'm a Fat Super Man!

"Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible."

Keep that in your bouncy/juicy brain. ;D